Dear members of Garbage,
On one level, this will simply be yet another one of countless fan letters you must get. But what I hope you can appreciate is that, through your work, you touch millions but no single one of them in exactly the same way such that each expression of gratitude is, in its own way, fresh and unique. This is the true beauty and majesty of art in that it affects each individual in a profoundly personal way according to the experience and circumstances of that individual at that particular point in space/time.
For the sake of brevity, I cannot even begin to go into detail of all the different ways in which I feel gratitude towards you right now and why. For what it’s worth, however, as an unknown writer whose sole talent is the written word I have only this letter at my disposal. And in the off-chance that one of you might actually see it, I will make this as mercifully brief and to-the-point as possible.